Natural this, no colourings that, free from preservatives … blah de bloody blah! Where’s the fun in eating all that rubbish? No wonder kids today look so ill all the time! What they need is the staple diet what made us Junkies the fine figures we are today! Sugar. Colourings. Fat. Flavourings. Preservatives! Those things make you feel good ‘innit!? Cranked Kids … 100% artificial everything!

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