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Our planet is a breathtaking blend of magnificence, majesty, and delicate beauty. Inspired by its wonders, the Junkies have crafted these subtle, subdued soundtracks that capture the spirit of unspoilt terrains. We journeyed across glaciers, tundras, forests, jungles, mountains, valleys, deserts, plains, rivers, lakes and oceans … even looking to the night sky for that extra touch of awe … and all the while echoing the looming man-made threats our Earth faces too. Widescreen Wonders of the World … beautiful, cinematic, wondrous, awe-inspiring.
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Oh alright then … it isn’t … yet. But it will be … soon! So if you’re in need of something festive for a project you’re working on …. you’ve arrived at the right place! Check out the Christmas Playlist or some albums that feel like Christmas! Kinda Christmassy, Calm & Cosy, A Very Retro Christmas and some of the choice tracks on Delicately Fragile! You’ll be digging into the sherry in no time! 😉
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Exploring the raw, unfiltered struggles and triumphs of men … the Junkies bring you the Phonk. Delve into the essence of masculinity … honour, hard work, physical health, mental fortitude. Gritty beats, bass and voices speak to the core … addressing the challenges men face with authenticity in the face of adversity and danger … and yet with a relentless pursuit for excellence. This listening experience is a journey through the trials and tribulations that define and shape the authentic man’s spirit. Set your boundaries, embrace the power within, let these tracks be your anthems of resilience and perseverance. You can go your own way. Sigma Phonk … no excuses, no compromises … and absolutely no limits.
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Do you like to play? Then The Funky Junkies made this album just for you! Featuring quirky little pieces shining with colour and character that playfully tease, taunt and trick … with a nudge and a wink and a smile! At times they’re sweet, at other times boisterous. They can be magical, mystical or even spooky too! A variety of small percussive elements (and a few larger ones) jostle alongside sweet melodies and humorous motifs that are gentle, jiggly, jokey and sometimes jerky! Truth be told, they just want to be your friend! Playfully Percussive … innocently lovely, quirky and cute!
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We know what you’re wondering. “If only there was an album that encapsulated beauty, science, nature, mathematics, art, philosophy, wanderlust, introspection, discoveries, physics, kinetics, time travel, luminescence, colour, geometry, impressionisms, particles, astrobiology, mechanics, flora, ingenuity, love, dance, theorem, balance, clarity, invention, tessellation, fusion, spectrums, transformation, acoustics, refraction, the moon, the stars … even the whole universe! One can only dream…” Er … hello?! We’re The Funky Junkies? Let us present to you Kaleidoscopic Compositions … immersive iridescence, pretty patterns and harmonic highlights.
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With the release of our latest 5 albums in the Boxfresh Promo Beats Series … The Funky Junkies are 101 albums strong! That’s 3261 tracks to choose from or 28,019 different versions to delve into! If you’re looking for some great music for your project … then trust us … we’ve got some tracks for that! Just give us a ring or drop us an email and we’ll put together a super-duper playlist for you … pronto! Check out THIS PLAYLIST to be amazed! We’re The Funky Junkies … and we’ve got the good stuff!
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To celebrate us reaching the golden 100 figure … we decided to bring the beats back! 75 tracks of bouncy, flouncy, beaty, meaty, funky, chunky grooves of boom bap, hip hop, house, 2-step, breaks and chilled vibeage too … for Sports, Summer, Lifestyle, Fashion and Kids too! So jump into those grooves and make sure you’ve got your finest dancing shoes on … because you’re gonna need them! Boxfresh Promo Beats … the clue is in the title!
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To take The Funky Junkies up to 100 albums and beyond … we’re gonna celebrate by bringing those beats back! And OOOFF … this particular album takes no prisoners! The first part to our Boxfresh Promo Beats series fizzes with attitude, phat bass … and there’s absolutely no let up! Hip hop, boom bap, trap, breaks, phonk and EDM bring some serious edge and fierceness designed for all hard hitting sports promos! Boxfresh Promo Beats : Sports … they’ve got what it takes!
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With us celebrating becoming 100 albums young … we’ve gone back to our roots with the Boxfresh Promo Beats series … and brought the beats back! And this second instalment feels a lot like a very fun summer in the city! It’s sunny, funky, hip hoppy, boom bappy, french housey … and as it progresses … it chills out … while the sun sets behind the skyscrapers! Basically, if it feels like barbecue weather … then this is liiiiiterally the album you need! And look … if it’s summer in Great Britain … you can always boogie under an umbrella! Boxfresh Promo Beats : Summer … bring on the the heatwave, baby!
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Now that we’re nearly ‘100’ … it’s time to treat ourselves! So join us as we splash the cash and buy something nice! If you can’t afford to do that … don’t worry … that’s what credit cards are made for! This album is the third part of our Boxfresh Promo Beats series … and it’s all about living the high life. Sumptuous tracks the evoke class, prestige, exclusivity and … just like The Funky Junkies … showing off a bit! So whether you’re looking to soundtrack the jetsetters, the influencers, the hedge fund managers or the rich and famous … take this album along for the ride! Boxfresh Promo Beats : Lifestyle … live the life you deserve!
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Woo hoo! Album TFJ100! And this album sits pretty as the fourth part to our Boxfresh Promo Beats series! As it’s album 100 … we used it to emphasise The Funky Junkies world famous brand! Cheeky, classy, scruffy, stylish, jokey, cool, sexy and … well … funky! We strut the catwalk for the designers, strike a pose for the glitterati, wink directly at the camera for the press … and then walk off stage and join the hoi poloi for pie and mash and a mug of Rosie Lee! By now you must’ve realised … we don’t take ourselves that seriously! Boxfresh Promo Beats : Fashion … look better than the rest!
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To round off the celebrations of us Junkies getting to 100 albums and beyond … it’s time for a classic TFJ kids album … the final part to our Boxfresh Promo Beats series. You know what that means? A hotchpotch party of raggle-taggled-mish-mashed-hip-hoppy boom bap, upbeat-crunchy-chunky-funky choons and a sprinkle of overly-energetic fun dance tracks …. with the emphasis put fairly and squarely on those beats! So help yourself to a slice of cake and raise a glass of orange squash … despite all the odds … hip-hip-hooray … The Funky Junkies made it to 100 albums and beyond! Phew … we’re going for a little nap! Boxfresh Promo Beats : Kids … party like you’re 9 years old again!
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Oh yeah … we should announce this we guess. Us Funky Junkies crossed 3000 individual titles with our latest releases! Whatever way you slice it … that’s a lot of briefing, composing, mixing, mastering, editing, creative descriptions, metadataing, contracts, registrations, website hosting (over 26000 individual tracks with all those remixes … and let’s not talk about the stems!) for our little team … all whilst we try and have a social life and a good work / life balance.
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We made it … winter is over! So let’s get this show on the road! The Country Folk Series from us Junkies springs into life with its first instalment … and you’ll find that each album contains a curated selection of 12 tracks for each season. Pastoral pieces, rural in nature, rustic in charm with folky guitars, peaceful pianos and subtle strings. Put those wellies on and get out and about … hibernation is over! Country Folk : Spring … pastoral living and #vanlife!
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The second album in our Country Folk Series is all about those glorious summers! Holidays and vacations, outdoor pursuits and pastimes, travel and adventure … who doesn’t love some sun rays in the countryside? “So long as they’re not TOO hot of course!” say The Funky Junkies!!! These 12 tracks bring you all the folky vibes you need to feel the warmth and witness the sublime nature of summertime! Country Folk : Summer … rural living and #vanlife!
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And then came Autumn! The third instalment in TFJs Country Folk Series is nostalgic, reflective and at times even a little sentimental. But never fear … this album is also peppered with celebratory moments too! Golden Americana and amber country while away the hours as the sun lowers over post-summer beauty and abundant harvests. So prepare for winter … but first let’s enjoy these wondrous months! Country Folk : Autumn … rustic living and #vanlife!
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It’s Christmas! Well not quite … but it will be soon enough! Behold … The Funky Junkies bring you the joy, the wonder and the whole twinkly sparkle-fest! 10 original compositions brimming with classic festive cheer … followed by 30 traditional renditions of Christmas carols in various classical forms to get you well and truly tucked into the Christmas spirits! So surround yourself with those who you truly value … be it your friends, your family, Santa … hey, you could even invite over your significant other. Let the festivities begin for A Very Magical Christmas! It’s rousing, sparkling and glowing with festive warmth!
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The final part to the Junkies’ Country Folk Series shimmers, sparkles, shines and feels bloody freezing! That’s right … it’s Winter! Perfect for soundtracking snowy scenes (obviously!) but also for those quieter moments inside as we hibernate away from the elements and cook, read, relax and celebrate the season. Chilly and crisp yet sometimes warm and glowing … this is Country Folk : Winter … countryside living and #vanlife.
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Oh là là! The Funky Junkies went to France! And we sought out the finest gypsy jazz, swing and hot-club style jazz we could find! Chuggy guitars, subtle double bass, shuffling brushed kits, upbeat clarinets, swaying accordions and energetic fiddles … all played to perfection and flowing like the French rivers flow towards the coastlines! Be it for travel, holidays, the food, the wine, romance or just generally soaking up the atmosphere and taking in the sights … our little jaunt away provided us with enough inspiration to create Jazz Manouche … gypsy jazz and swing travels from France!
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A few albums back, us Junkies released Gripping Drones. It – was – dark. And the Universe doesn’t like that. We knew we had to redress the balance. So what is the opposite of darkness? Light! This album is all about finding your way … whether you’re spiritual, methodical, analytical … and to do that … sometimes you need some help, support and guidance. Atmospheric, ambient and delicate drones help clear your path, uplift your soul, align your chakras and bring you hope. So don’t worry … everything will work out in the end. Healing Drones … they’re coming to save you …
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Ok … let’s do this. It’s time to get your freak on! The first part of our Indie Intensities Series is a little bit rude and a very bit naughty! But before you avert your eyes … come and explore your voyeuristic side with us! Each track turns on the intensity, pushes the right buttons of filth, gets you all excited and deals with you there and then! So listen to us closely, do as we say … we’re gonna get along just fine! Sleazy Indie … feel good about being bad!
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Aaaah … that rush of love to the head … and to the heart! Magical, intoxicating … this part of the Indie Intensities Series is definitely the indie sugar to the Sleazy Indie spice! Yep … the intensity of falling in love can’t be beat! But before you think we’re gonna get too lovey-dovey here … think again! This album is 99% all about the hopeful nature of love! Glittering guitars, uplifting overtones … prepare to be swept off your feet! Lovely Indie … joyful love, joyful life!
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Look … romantic candlelit cheese and wine dates are all well and good … but sometimes … you gotta step things up a notch! And that’s exactly where the final album of the Indie Intensities Series comes to save the day! Energetic indie tracks full of adventure, good times, cheeky jokes and quirky fun! So if you’re looking to impress …. scan through the track titles and find the perfect day out for you and your lover to bond over! And don’t forget to follow us for more dating advice! Racy Indie … quickie fun for exciting dating!
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The first instalment of our Real Crimes Series gets straight down to the nitty gritty! Deep diving down into the sciencey stuff … this collection of tracks tests, traces and gets stuck in. Sample, decode, analyse …. and you’ll find the clues. It might be a dirty job … but someone’s gotta do it, right?! Real Crimes : Forensics … something is always left behind …
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For the second album in TFJ’s Real Crimes Series … we put on our best grubby detective coats and got looking for answers! Documents piled up on the desk, search warrants were obtained and evidence was sifted through thoroughly! Even the cleverest criminals can make the most obvious mistakes sometimes! Real Crimes : Investigation … nothing matters but the facts …
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Unlike its sister albums, the third album in the Real Crimes Series is much less determined. It’s at a loss. It’s in despair. It’s broken-hearted. With many more questions asked than any actual answers available … it waits in hope … but perhaps in vain. Is no news really good news? Only time will tell. Real Crimes : Missing Persons … absence makes the heart grow sadder …
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The fourth and final part of the Real Crimes Series has its sights trained on everyone … watching and waiting for the corruption and criminality to be committed! Spying, stakeouts, CCTV … Big Brother sees you! So be good … and let him concentrate on the bad guys! Real Crimes : Surveillance … our security is their highest priority …
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Being apart … well … as many of us have experienced … it can be tough. Friends missed, families separated and lovers distant. Sometimes life gets in the way of the people who are important to you. The connections you have with those you care about is where this album steps up … to support you on your journeys home. Whether it be to friends, your family, yourself or your lover … beautifully subtle electronics meet bittersweet and earthy acoustics to envelop, caress and hold each other in love and light. Intricate Connections … connect and reconnect with the ones you love.
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Slow and creeping, blinding and suffocating, very dangerous and very disturbing and very murderous! These drones are fear personified. Distorted, filtered, metallic, poisonous, gaseous …. your inner fears are about to be realised. Whether it’s radiation and poisons, desolate landscapes, antisocial personality disorders, plain old serial killers, phobias or mental health issues … be afraid …. because these are Gripping Drones … and they’re coming to get you …
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Wow! We think this could be The Funky Junkies’ first purely traditional album!?! No jokes, no nudges … no ‘wink wink, say no mores’! And what an album it is! In comparison to our Modern Japan album … this one is strictly Japanese and strictly traditional which swings and sways between heavy taiko action all the way through to light meditations. You’ll find soundtracks for folklores, mythical creatures, samurai warriors, rituals, celebrations, wars and deities! If it happens to be a Japanese tradition or happened to actually have happened in Japanese history … we got you covered! Traditional Japan … a strictly traditional Japanese collection.
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Only The Funky Junkies would open a Japanese album with some beaty-block-rocking rock tracks! But it sort of sets the tone (and … of course … we are The Funky Junkies!). You see … these are big and bold tracks that take influences from the east and mix them INTO influences from the west! Let’s talk you through it. Rocky anthems, bright Future Bass, beats for cross-country travel, choons for the catwalks, cinematic wonders, sexy little numbers, jazzy dittys, a few quirky eccentricities … PHEW! All with (and without) Japanese elements. We know … we’re spoiling you! But listen … if it’s all a bit too ‘out there’ for you … never fear … Traditional Japan is waiting for you right next door! Modern Japan … it’s a colourful cross-genre celebration!
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There was no brief! We just created what we felt like creating! A crazy notion … but boy did we write some creative stuff! Split across four albums … from little sketches to wide canvased dramatic pieces … us Funky Junkies cut loose and freed ourselves despite being locked down for a year! It was glorious … and melancholy …. peaceful … and at times difficult. But that’s what true art should be! The Abstract Works Series …. music from the lockdowns.
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Those lockdowns of 2020/2021, huh? They seemed to affect all of us in different ways. At one point we weren’t even sure anybody would want great music anymore! But the Junkies continued to work on regardless. What else was there to do than to retreat into our separate studios and close the doors behind us?! The brief was simple. “There is no brief. Let your mind wander, set your spirit free.” And with our library constraints removed … we dreamed … we created … we flew … with the result being the first album in our Abstract Works Series. Abstract Works : Atmospheric … the perception of perspectives.
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So whilst us Junkies explored our minds and souls for the first instalment of our Abstract Works Series … for this album we introduced a little more movement and a little more theme. Arpeggiated patterns, subtle rhythms, delicate sequences … if it propelled us forward … then we were along for the ride! All we had to do was channel our “lockdown wanderlusts” straight into the music … to help keep us sane and hopeful! Abstract Works : Thematic … grace within motion.
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Time? Time during the lockdowns just sort of disappeared into the ether for us! Or lengthened … actually … perhaps it shortened? That’s the thing when The Funky Junkies get lost in composing tracks … time just becomes an illusion. For this release in our Abstract Works Series … we broke through the fabric of the space-time continuum to create a selection of inquisitive electronic-laden tracks that have no timestamps! So … um … yeah! Abstract Works : Electronic … when was the future?
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The fourth and final part to the Abstract Works Series is … well … let’s just say that like all abstract art …. some you will love, some you won’t … some you will understand, the rest might confuse you! But that’s what happens when you give no brief to us isolated Junkies … you get what you’re given! Beautifully abstruse with perplexing pianos, strangely enigmatic (yet difficult) melodies, mesmerisingly cryptic née inscrutable orchestras! So if you’re looking for something definitively different and you’re ready to be challenged … step inside! Abstract Works : Classic … Esoteric … meet Avant Garde.
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The bigger the sport … the brighter the lights! For this album, the Junkies threw the big switches so that every throw across the field, every tackle on the pitch, every drive down the range, every roar of the stadium, every steer through the chicanes … well … *every*single*thrilling*moment* … was fully captured! Hyped-up orchestras bring the fury, thunderous drums bring the tension and choral voices bring the intensity within a whirlwind of tracks that have scores to settle … and are ready to do battle! Epic Dramatic Cinematic Sports … floodlit action for promos, trails and highlights!
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Let’s get one thing straight … This. Ain’t. Ritzy. Scratch the surface of Clubland … and you’ll find the roots of it all … the real deals. No Super Clubs, no VIP rooms, no swish limos to the venues, no superstar DJs. Originating from the streets, created for the streets …. spat out Drill and Grime, bass heavy House, pulsating Techno and clattering Drum n Bass. Filled with an illicit air of danger, excitement and atmospherics … from across the years and a city that embraced multicultural clubbing like no other. So jump on … tune in … and drop out. Inner City Journeys 1 … sounds from the underground.
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This album continues where its wingman Inner City Journeys 1 left off … zigzagging across time and space via old London Town’s now historic clubland scenes. Filled with the same illicit feels … and this time with hazy hints of glitz and dusky halcyon bliss. Old skool and retro, classic, atmospheric and nostalgic … this album takes you on an underground trip. So, yes … it’s fair to say that us Junkies miss our clubbing days …. but the nights out will continue as soon we’re allowed! For now … join us in the reminiscing! Inner City Journeys 2 – more sounds from the underground.
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The saying goes “If it were easy then everybody would be doing it!”. That’s why they don’t … and that’s why you are gonna give it a try! Life has a habit of testing your mettle. And that’s what our Reality Tensions Series is all about! So here’s what’s gonna happen … you are going to prove the doubters wrong. At times you might feel that it’s all hanging by a thread …. that all is quite possibly lost and that you’re gonna fail … but stare fear in the face … and then get focusing on the goals ahead! Reality Tensions : Stress Tests … stretch the limits …
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Don’t worry! A little pressure can be good for you! The task might seem daunting … but dig deep … and you’ll find that you’ve got this! Yes … it will be difficult … yes … you’re gonna have to stay on your toes … and yes … you’ll have to apply all the skills you’ve learnt thus far. But trust us … we’re the Junkies … and we know a thing or two about flying by the seats of our pants! If we can do it … so can you! Reality Tensions : Under Pressure … keep keeping on …
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You know that bit in reality telly competition programmes where there’s a task to be completed and the time is running out and the judges keep telling them they only have a certain amount of time left which means the tension is building and the contestant is starting to panic but they know the seconds won’t stop ticking away? Yeah … that’s what this albums tracks are for! The Funky Junkies set themselves the task of raising the tension with strings and drums at tempos that suggested that time is of the essence! So let’s get on with it! Reality Tensions : Racing Against Time … feel the urgent …
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Yes, we will agree. Things have gone a bit sideways. And yes … we’ll also agree … not just sideways … but pear-shaped too. It’s hard to stay positive sometimes. But somewhere between despair and joy … is hope. And as we look to the future … we all need to hope. This first release in our Documentary Hues series helps remind us that at the end of the day … things do turn towards something better … and time does heal … eventually. Documentary Hues (Amber Hope) … beautifully optimistic pieces made for documentary filmmakers.
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Ok … the second instalment of our Documentary Hues series … is a toughie … no matter what’s going on in the world right now. It’s probably best you don’t listen to this album for leisure … unless you’re really wanting a good cry. But if you’re looking to set scenes of sadness … then this album is just what you’ll need. Somber pianos meet achingly sorrowful strings and tasteful atmospherics to help tell those human stories that have to be told. Documentary Hues (Blue Melancholy) … heartbreaking pieces made for documentary filmmakers.
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These are difficult times. Unprecedented they say. We’ve lived in a bubble for a very long time … and now … well … that bubble has burst. In the final instalment of our Documentary Hues series …the paranoia is palpable … the uncertainty is tangible. This album shines a darkness of the struggles, the worry, the problems we all are facing … (as if we needed them highlighting at all). Brooding, desolate, lonely … in many ways we wish this album didn’t need to exist. Documentary Hues (Grey Anxiety) … worryingly anxious pieces made for documentary filmmakers.
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The Funky Junkies … we’re lovers, not fighters! But when it comes to the beats … we like them to pack a punch. So here’s the big challenge we set ourselves …. beefy beats without the anger. Nothing too gnarly, nothing too noisy … just plenty of the old ooofff and ooomph! Squashy grooves, phat synth basses, chunky breaks … this album jumps, pumps and thumps! But it’s not all banging … oh no! There’s also some uplifting cuts too! So for when the going gets tough … Big Hitters … punchy beats, bass and breaks!
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Compared to its companion Sophisticated Synthage Part 1 (Futuristic) … this album flips the script and turn things upside down. By keeping the melodies simple, the drums toned down and the production a little more naive, The Funky Junkies flirted evocatively with the 80s, gliding through sensual pop, eclectic ditties, cult tv cues, teen movie soundtracks … and made sure that the whole thing stayed classy and sophisticated … natch! Sophisticated Synthage – Part 2 (Retrograde) … synths all the way from the past.
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We do love some tweaking … so with this album us Junkies gently massaged the more refined vibes from our beautiful synths. From the Juno to the Prophet, the Liberation to the DX7, the Odyssey to the 303 … we dusted away the dirt and looked for the gorgeous patches. By filtering the waves shapes and softening the edges … we captured something rather special and … well … sophisticated! Sophisticated Synthage Part 1 (Futuristic) … synths all the way from the future.
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Roll up, roll up! May The Funky Junkies introduce to you … (drum roll please …) The Happy Tracks Series! Split across four albums … we’ve got those happy clappy things, a load of perky bits, loads of the sweet and lovely stuff … and some silly kiddy choons to round it all off! Basically … if you need folky acoustic happiness … you’ll never need to look elsewhere! We’ve gone and done the lot! Check ’em, out today!
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We’ve always said it … The Funky Junkies are here to make you happy … very happy! Come on … you can do it! Turn that frown upside down! Don’t be such a cynic … you look better with a smile on that lovely face of yours! See? Feels good, huh? And so does this album! Uplifting little folky tunes that are bright, breezy and brilliantly easy going! Nice! Super Happy Clappy Tracks … smiley acoustic folk!
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Awwwwww …. aren’t your friends just the best? From your gal pals to boyfriends, your solid mates to those buddies you can call on when you’re in need … if you have a best friend or two in your life … then you’re golden! This collection of tracks is all about those people who are always there for you come rain or shine! Just like us Junkies really! Super Contentedly Friendly Tracks … cute acoustic folk!
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Cheeky chappies, silly billies, funky … um … junkies … this one has the lot! The last in our Happy Tracks series of albums really doesn’t take itself very seriously at all! In fact … you could say it’s taking a little more than the mickey! But it’s all harmless fun … with a splash of wonky, a touch of plonky … a little bit slapstick to complete its schtick! So … get those practical jokes at the ready! Super Grinny Mini Tracks … kiddy acoustic folk!
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Rise and shine, Campers! That’s right …. it’s time to get up and at ’em! Us Junkies might love a lie in … but there’s musical works to be made! And here’s some we made earlier! The first instalment from our Happy Tracks series featuring peppy choons of sunny guitars mixed with a smidgen of indie and pop! So let’s get this show on the road and let the smiles commence! Roll up, roll up … for some Super Smirky Perky Tracks …. upbeat acoustic folk!
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Plinky Plonky. When you hear those words … you simply know what you’re going to get! So we won’t bore you with the details! Suffice to say that the Junkies filled this album up with more reality plink than you can shake a doco plonk at! Pizzi strings, pretty pianos, dinky orchestras and donky marimbas … all recorded live and direct to lovely warm tape! It was that easy! Simply Plinky Plonky … floaty strings and other things!
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Forget the blockbusters. You want kudos? You go arty! These tracks are directed for those moments when you need something that feels more personal, independent and a little … well … arthouse. Feathery strings entwined with powdery pianos to soundtrack the love, the loss, the regret and the wonderment of life. So relax … us Junkies made sure that your every colour-graded-shot will count! Filmic Fluffiness … for arthouse cinema and drama.
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Last year saw us getting into double figures! 10 Years Young! We asked for a Scalextric but Boss Man Tim said it was more fun to go down the pub! He drank Gin and Tonics … and bought us Cokes and packets of crisps. Cheers Boss Man Tim! Check out some embarrassing photos of us over the years – HERE! Or if you want to read all about it … join our FACEBOOK PAGE!
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Sweet
Underscores
Following on from its zingy sister album Fresh Underscores … this collection of 30 tracks takes things a little softer and a little smoother. Frothy, creamy, dreamy servings gently mixed and mastered by the Junkies to politely sit in the background yet still provide plenty of sensory pleasure! So grab a spoon … and dive in! Sweet Underscores … deliciously understated!
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We know what it’s like … you’ve always got a thirst on … a thirst for great underscores that is! Well … voilà! This album is packed full of juicy tracks to bed in behind your voiceovers and give your work that little twist of extra zest! And (as we’re The Funky Junkies) we have (of course) included a few tipsy cocktail numbers for you too! Fresh Underscores … understatedly refreshing!
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In this world of doom and gloom, there are actually people out there who want to do good, change the world, walk on the sunny side of the street and make the world better place! It’s a crazy notion, huh?! Us Junkies, like you, actually agree with that ethos … and so we decided to send these good people some support via the power of music! Inspiringly Uplifting … the sky is the limit.
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Brrrrrrr! It’s getting cooooold out there! But never fear, The Funky Junkies are here and we’ve got your back until April! We’ll bring you warm cups of cocoa, hot water bottles and plenty of glowing tracks to help you through the long winter nights! Throw on your onesie, make yourself yummy and curl up on the sofa with a good book until beddy byes with your bae … yay! Cosy & Calm … 45 winter warmers.
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Funky
Grooves
We’re at it again with the funky shiz! Here’s how us Funky Junkies do it. You’ll need a few slices of breaky beaty drums, a layer of chunky bass, some grated guitars and a dusting of our special mix of brass licks, DJ mixing, vocal samples and synth action! Go warm those amp tubes, fire up the turntable, throw down Funky Grooves, put the needle on the record … and party! Oh … did you make us a sandwich? Thanks! Funky Grooves … it’s the Fun in the Funky!
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You’ve seen us. Out and about? We look the Don. Right? Right! Whether we’re greasing up, getting down, pogoing in the middle or hippying it out at the festivals … we’ve got the look! This album brings The Funky Junkies’ groovy get ups to the fore with a classic blend of 50s, 60s and 70s vibes lifted directly off the dusty 45s! Vintage Fashions … retro thrift shop threads and styles!
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New to the TFJ website is our very nifty FILTER function. Loving a particular album but want to drill down to the slower tracks? Just type in the word ‘slow’ into the FILTER box and you’ll save precious browsing seconds! You want just the happiest tracks within a playlist? Type in … oh you know what to do! It’s that easy. On you go! Why not start at our latest album – Cutie Kids!
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Scientists, programmers, brainiacs … listen up. The world needs you now more than ever! You do the maths, the complicated research, the analysis of the results … and The Funky Junkies will make the coffees! This album is a comprehensive collection of tracks designed to squeeze out as much data as possible for docos about new theories, new experiments … and how the world will be saved with new ideas! Waves & Pulses … technology, science, research, discovery.
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Do you know what’s going on? Nope. Nor do we. Brexit means Music! No … wait .. Breakfast. Oh … it’s something like that anyway! Here are 50 wonderfully eccentric British TFJ tracks all wrapped up in a little playlist to celebrate Article 50 with (or to play whilst crying into your pint of Stella!)
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For our 50th release we at The Funky Junkies felt a celebration was due with a very serious album … YEAH, RIGHT! Nah … not really … we know you know we’re just a load of big kids at TFJ Towers! So here’s 50 totally wonky, silly, funny, crazy, jokey, hokey, cokey kids tracks representing the Junkies mental age! Cutie Kids … fun and frolics!
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Along with a load of other updates we’re pleased to announce that TFJ’s website now has a playlist function! Register an account with us and start putting together your perfect selection of tracks for your next, great project! You can share via email or social media too! We’ve also put together some tasters for you on the PLAYLISTS button above ↑. We’re nice like that!
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Bad boys. The girls love ’em. Gangs, Gangsters and a load of G’s … they just can’t get enough of them! Of course … The Funky Junkies fit right in! Boisterous beats, phat basslines, dope samples … this album packs da club and supplies da musical drugs! Swag Beats … dirty cash hustles with plenty of muscle!
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Ahhhh … the good old days! Chestnuts burning in the gas oven, Uncle Graham trying to snog you under the mistletoe and great retro choons promoting all those TV repeats! What was there NOT to love about the Christmases of yesteryears!? This album collects up all those quirky, vintage tracks and gives us a trip down Christmas memory lane! So pull up your formica chair, hit the play button and have A Very Retro Christmas. It’s Bontempic, it’s Mellotronic and it’s Nostalgic!
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Now … The Funky Junkies can cook. Toast … beans on toast … egg on toast … tinned spaghetti on toast! Come round to our house and we’ll even garnish it with a dusting of pepper! But for when the cooking gets serious … we boil up some beats, stir in some strings and tenderise some tension … bringing you 60 tasty tracks to the table! Kitchen Dramas … cooking sagas and culinary palavers!
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Winning! That’s all we want! Victory after victory after victory … if we’re honest with one another … all we need to know is that we’re on top … every single time. Guess what?! The Funky Junkies are one step ahead of the game! We’re the best at what we do … we’re the winners … and luckily for you … the good stuff is yours for the taking too! Winning Indie – The Rematch … 37 Stadium Anthems!
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Surely you’ve worked out that The Funky Junkies are a bit odd by now? Freaky, deeky, weird and wonderful … mixed with some quirks, irks, fun and frolicks! That’s us! So it’s only natural that we put an album together that really mixes things up a little bit! Kooky, Quirky and Peculiar … ditties and oddities!
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Sometimes … you gotta play it cool! Here at The Funky Junkies we do like a good knees up … but every now and again we splash on the old Issey Miyake, get down to the classier joints in town and shake our collective booties to some shuffley, funky, deeper house cuts! Like this little lot! (Oh ok … there’s a couple of bangers in there too!) Full House … shuffling funky deals!
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Who knew when they made the first acoustic guitar that six strings and some bits of wood would prove so versatile? From picking and plucking to warm gentle strumming, the guitar brings unique tones that connect to the soul. Add in some cool drums, produced electronica vibes, understated vocals, delicate harmonies and touches of the electric guitar … and us Junkies bring you an album of contemporary folk and guitar works. Gorgeously Guitary … bright, breezy and beautiful.
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Block the street! Jack the power! Set up that sound system! Mr DJ … spin ’em! Light that BBQ … we got chicken to grill! Beatboxers … you’re on! Crack that fire hydrant … girls … it’s bikini time! And you’ll find us Junkies in the middle of the mayhem! Tip Top Drop Top Hip Hop is where we at … and we’re bringing the summer block party starters!
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So we got a bit freaky. A little bit weirded out. Heck, sometimes when making this one, we didn’t know what was gonna happen next! A bit like those first 20 seconds of a film trailer. The set up … the anticipation … the “something’s gonna happen but you just don’t have a clue” type moments. Things Happening Mysteriously is strange, sometimes wondrous … but mostly THAT moment at the start of the trailers!
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Epic trailer music … but REALLY epic!!! Choirs, orchestras, big rises and huge falls! We’re talking battles in the olden days, aliens from the future … and everything in between! Lush strings, brass blasts and very large drums! You want to let your viewers know who’s the boss? Things Happening Epically …. that’s the one you need!
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Things
Happening
Loudly!
It’s big, it’s bold, it’s boomy … it’s those huge, massive in-your-face trailer tracks that thrill and fill the audience with excitement! Rolling drums, scary twists … what you think is going to happen … doesn’t! You think it will stop building? You’re wrong! You think it will stop scaring you? Na-ah-ahhhh … think again! Get ready for the ride … Things Happening Loudly … it does just that … turned up to 11 … no … wait ….. 12!
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Curious questions, quirky answers … somehow we’ll get to the bottom of all this! We just have to probe, to change tack, to ask the right thing at the wrong time, think laterally and view from a more strange angle! Inquisitive Documentary Textures complements our Light and Dark versions of the ‘Textures’ albums and fills some gaps that you still need the answers for! Inquisitive Documentary Textures … it’s All The Questions….
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Light
Documentary
Textures
Flashes of light, moments of hope, good luck feelings and uplifting scenes, shots and stories! Light Documentary Textures feels like a bunch of subtle joy and happiness … mixed in with a little tender heartbreak. They say it’s always darkest just before dawn. Well … The Funky Junkies have just brought you the dawn! The Funky Junkies will help you through the day! Light Documentary Textures … it’s All The Up Feels!
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There’s a lot of bad news out there. Dark Documentary Textures covers the sombre, the sad and the mad. From far corners through to close to home … we have a lot to deal with … a lot to sort out. Keep reporting the bad news … hopefully it will help us all, collectively make things better and get change happening. Dark Documentary Textures … All The Down Feels.
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Cities … big places with so many people living so many varied lives! In contrast to the Night Hours Edition, this Urbanistica album captures moments through the day and turns them into music. Day Hours Edition soundtracks the success, the enjoyment and those little sparks of excitement that come with the sun lit hours of living in the city! Urbanistica (Day Hours Edition) … 24 City Moments. 24 City Lives.
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As a city changes from day to night, so does its energy. Unlike its sister album – Urbanistica (Day Hours Edition) – the Night Hours Edition becomes moodier, more mysterious and a little bit magical. Pulsing beats, subtle grooves, eclectic electronica … and as always with city life … the odd surprise too! Lovers, night owls and insomniacs unite … The Funky Junkies have soundtracked your evening! Urbanistica (Night Hours Edition) … 24 City Moments. 24 City Lives.
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We know, we know … “Already?!”, you cry! But hear us out. It’s called Kinda Christmassy … as in ‘not Overtly Christmassy’ … so don’t shudder … embrace! 25 twinkling tracks of uplifting warmth and shivery beauty via wondrous solo piano tracks and delicate orchestral pieces. We also put together 10 carol renditions with a touch of Funky Junkies magic sprinkled in. Consider this an early, cosy Christmas present! Now then … what have you got for us? 
Kinda Christmassy … magical, festive, wintery, warm.
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Once upon a time, The Junkies were looking through their old record collection when they suddenly thought “Cor … some of these choons are right ripe for some sampling, cutting, pasting and scratching!” So they took some vintage tracks, added some beats, did a bit of scratchin’ … and pressed record on the tape player. Old skool style! Retro Rewinds .. it’s Big Beat, Lounge, Electro Swing, Hip Hop and some Eclectic Sampledelia … PHEW!
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Somebody call a doctor! 27 cuts of the finest, funkiest tracks this side of 1976! Mmmmm-mmmn! Greasy bass lines, cheeky drum breaks, freaky brass … we got down, got dirty … the TFJ studio was SMOKING! Recorded straight to tape, us Junkies made it like it should be made … red raw … with bumps and bruises! Funky Cuts … so funky it hurts!
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Ever wondered what us Funky Ones do all day? Well wonder no more! Click though to our live JunkieCam and see us in all our glorious Technicolor. If the cameras offline it’s probably because we’ve gone into town for some fish and chip s or something … but don’t worry … we’ll be back after a ciggie break or two!
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Old
Skool
Latin
Spirits
Yo … Brazil ain’t all mankini’s and feathers y’know?! No, no, no! Chilled out bars, street life culture, cool cafes, tucked away record shops … you know there’s even a massive rainforest? So we drew upon all these great traditional latin vibes and got them laid down on wax all special like! Fancy something a bit more bangin’? Then Nu Skool Latin Spirits is your friend! Senhoras e Senhores Deputados … Old School Latin Spirits … it’s Retro-latino-agogo!
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Are you troubled by a lack of tracks in the middle of the night? Do you experience feelings of dread in your office or edit suite? Have you or any of your colleagues ever wished your music could be better? If the answer is yes, then don’t wait another minute. Pick up your phone and call the professionals. The Funky Junkies! Our courteous and efficient in-house composers are on call 24 hours a day (yes … really!) to serve all your choonage needs. We’re ready to believe you!
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Crack open the Cachaça … we’re The Funky Junkies … and we’re up for the party! Colourful canavals, big time clubbing, some sunbathing on the beach … we absorbed as much of the Brazilian lifestyle as we could muster so you didn’t have to … all in the name of production music! This album all a bit too full on for ya? Don’t worry … check out Old School Latin Spirits! We think of everyone, bebê! Nu Skool Latin Spirits … it’s party time!
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You can now get quotes and license our music using the new Library Licence Manager from the MCPS/PRS on THIS link. It’s an excellent tool to get a great price for our music … and your license … in just a few clicks! If you have any questions then give us a tinkle or you can phone the media licensing team on 0207 306 4500. Bang on!
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Oh … and the 30″ Edit and Stings! All The Funky Junkies tracks come with hyper usable alternative mixes! The Main Mix is full on, the Bed Mix has loads of space for a voiceover and the Basic Mix has LOADS of space for sync sound too! We’ve also got lots of other mixes in the TFJ broom cupboard should need them – no vocals, no beats … you name it … we remixed it! Check them out using the drop down menu on each album page or using the new mixer icon … easy, innit?!?
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The Funky Junkies are starting up a new ‘composer initiative’ to help young composers get a good start in the production music world … and stop them falling into the trap of ‘royalty free’ composing. If you are a young music composer and would like to know more then drop us a line and we’ll tell you what the initiative is all about!
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Oh my! We’ve tweaked and tinkered with it, we stroked and cuddled up with it! And we love it! With our updated website, you can now favourite tracks, check out remixes, download entire albums, share and email links to individual tracks and find choonage ultra fast using our super boosted Choon Finder! Wanna know more? Chat with The Funky Junkies LIVE using the CHAT button down the bottom of the screen! Phew!
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Take one rocket. Stick it up a Choon Finder’s jacksie. Waddyaget? A new, improved, faster, speedier, cheekier Choon Finder! Our search has been massaged, tweaked and given a nitrous boost! And with our new search bar, we’ve made things even easier. Your bestest results should come up top … whilst things get quirker lower down the list. The Choon Finder is also continually and dynamically doing clever maths stuff out the back to return even better results all the time! Boffins we are … geeks we be! Check it out!
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The Funky Junkies, baby! We supply music to the film, tv, radio and advertising industries all around the world, innit! Our music gets used by the likes of the BBC, ITV, loads of BSKYB channels, Channel 5, Channel 4, production companies, all types of national and local radio stations and websites … the list keeps getting bigger and we keep getting funkier! Not in the UK? Check out our overseas agents if you wanna get busy with us!
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Ahhhh … here’s an album that does exactly what it says on the tin! (Apologies … see artwork … I just type in what I’m given … it was a poor pun … I know it, you know it!) But honestly … this album is sublime. Gorgeous piano and touches of strings played exquisitely by the Junkies, with rhythm, pathos, love, class, regret and with questions unanswered. You’ll have the punters crying in the aisles in no time!
Piano. For Film. … delicate themes and underscores.
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Those that know The Funky Junkies intimately will know we’re country girls at heart. So when we discovered the beautiful Americana of Emme Packer from a small farming community in Utah … we just had to get her music to a wider audience. Emme has a heartbreaking back story of her own which you can read about on her blog. Whilst she battles with that, we’ve promised we’ll do our job and get her songs heard by you. Love, loss, break ups and make ups … it’s all in there … just like our lives … and just like yours.
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Hipsters of the world Unite! Every coffee shop, every sunny day at the park, every Genius Bar … they shall be ours! Take to the road on your fixies, grow your facial hair as awesome as possible, wear your fluorescent, leopard print skinny jeans with pride. We are the hipsters, the dudes, the dweebs, the geeks, the nerds, the dorks … and of course The Junkies! And we shall inherit the Earth! Particularly Hipstery … so not mainstream!
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We
Mean
Business
You might have noticed over the past few years that the economy … well … it’s buggered! And you might also have noticed that no one seems to be able to pull their finger out and turn things around! But have no fear … The Funky Junkies are here … and we (the people) are gonna get it sorted! It ain’t gonna be plain sailing … but we bring pure determination, brainstormed inspiration, team motivation and clever innovation to the table. You? You bring the biscuits! We Mean Business … aiming for success!
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Every year we pass on some of our music royalties to some people who won’t spend it on studio gadgets! We’re proud to have supported Crisis, Jigsaw4u, 10 Million Metres, The Music Therapy Charity, ‘Help Me Hear‘, ‘International Disaster Volunteers‘, ‘Berkshire Festival of Music Arts‘, ‘Hearing Dogs for Deaf People‘ … these people do good stuff! Check ’em out!
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Can we be serious for a moment? Lovely … then we’ll begin. Sublime and sophisticated, glassy and classy. Produced, particular, pretty and plush. We dimmed the lights when recording this one and kept them low when mixing it. Gorgeous grooves meet mellow melodies with hints of orchestras, trip hop, chill and organic acoustica all cuddling up alongside one another … and a few snooty things to boot. Nice. So sit back, relax and get the runner to order in a gourmet burger this time! Posh Stuff … keeping it classy.
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No one can stop it! The rise of E.D.M. keeps, um, rising! Of course us Brits did it all 25 years ago … but things have changed a lot in that time! Look, we’re not talking subtle here, ok? Expect the ruff, the epic, the cheeky, the deep. There are some lighter choons in the middle but overall this one is havin’ it … large … BIG STYLE! Watch ya bass bins! Phat Bangers … explosive electronic dance music!
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Life. It’s difficult enough without searching for music! What you want is to find it! So boys and girls … we made The Choon Finder! It’s pretty simple. We stayed away from those over complicated search systems and steered clear of the ‘oh so groovy’ ones too! We made it eeeeasy! Press a combination of buttons for the type of choon you’re looking for … and you’re done! BOOM!
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During our website re-rub we made sure that it was coded for for your iPad, your iPhone and all manner of other mobile devices that you might own! You can browse our albums on the bus, demo our tracks on the train … and you can use The Choon Finder on a first date! That’s how we like to impress … and so should you! Try and keep your iOS and other browsers as up to date for best results! Enjoy!
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We’ve built our bunker, we’ve stocked up on supplies … The Junkies know the end of the world is coming! Do you? Come on! We’re not talking meteors and aliens … we’re talking bankers, governments … the Illuminati, man! They’re out to get us, they’re out to get you … we know it! So let’s have it … time the 1% get the message. We The People! It’s a Conspiracy … and the truth will out!
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Dinner parties. One minute you’re passing around the After Eight mints … and the next minute you’re removing your best mate’s wife’s bra! We’ve all been there! So at TFJ we had a rummage through some drawers and came across some tunes we bashed out years ago! Swingtastic! Put your keys in the bowl … and pray you don’t get Mr Watts from number 35! The Swingers Party … it’s sex in the suburbs!
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Ahhh … the hazy days of the 90’s. We remember them like it … no, hang on … we don’t remember them that well at all! Our Junky brain cells ain’t what they used to be. But we DO remember the music! Music that had riffs. Music that had melody. Music that made you wanna dance, mosh and sing-along! Oh well … at least we have One Direction to fill that gap now! Baggy, Britpop and Beyond … halcyon indie from the 90’s!
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Here’s a fact … we love to party! But even The Junkies need some R&R from time to time! A good rub down, a piece of fruit … failing that six weeks in The Priory! So along our rehab travels we got inspired to write a tune or two. 34 chilled out vibes, keeping the new age dial set low and the holistic knob cranked all the way to the right! Totally Zen … relaxing drones, tones and soundscapes!
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HOORAH! Congratulations to Gareth Cash @ BSKYB who won two VIP tickets to see Beyoncé. Commiserations to everyone who didn’t win … we had a silly amount of entries but as always it’s first out of the hat … Gareth was the one that to shake his jelly that time!
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All of our tracks download with underscores and alternative mixes. But if you need one of the tracks tweaked then get on the blower and let us know! We can either get it changed in our state of the art 1980s studio or we can supply you with the stems and you can be all Superstar DJ yourself! Limo from the airport and champagne on ice not included!
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Ok … we’re bang on it here! We’re talking blood, sweat, tears. We’re talking no pain no gain and plenty of training. We’re talking like … no Greggs’ Cheese Pasties for a whole month! But if you want be the best then (as we know) dedication is what you need! Powerful beats, bouncing basslines, meaty guitars and lots of endorphin fun! Bring. It. On. Energy Buzz …. fully charged and ready to go!
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Sometimes, us Junkies like to do something Posh. For Subtle Little Things we lost the beats and those banging bass lines and pulled out a brand new Alba microphone to capture some truly beautiful music! Halcyon countryside holidays, chilling out with friends in the park and delicately fragile moments. And you thought we didn’t have it in us?! Pfff!
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So here’s the deal. Use our music and get free stuff … it’s as simple as that. Some would call them bribes, others would call them incentives … we call them KICKBACKS! If you can prove that you’ve slipped some of our funky vibes into your productions, or given us a good idea, then you may just get something extra funky from the Junkies!
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Everyone knows by now that The Funky Junkies are the rock stars of library. Just the other week Trucker Trash was out until 1am and had to get the night bus all the way back to East Dulwich! So … who you gonna turn to if you want some “fist in the air” indie rock anthems fit for a sports stadium or two?! Well … it’s obviously gonna be us innit! Winning Indie … plugged in stadium anthems!
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We plugged a ZX Spectrum into an Atari into an Amstrad into a BBC Micro Computer into a Speak ‘n’ Spell into an Akai S900 into a handheld Donkey Kong game into a copy of Space Invaders into a vocoder synth into a guitar amp. Then we typed into the ZX Spectrum >10 PRINT “THE FUNKY JUNKIES ARE SKILL” >20 GOT0 10. Then we hit record on the tape machine! 8 Bit Trips … addicted to bytes!
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Fancy keeping up with the random rants and musings of us here at Junkies HQ? Then why not follow our blog where we’ll be setting the world to rights from time to time over a particularly fine Pouilly-Fuissé and Café Creme cigars! (Don’t expect daily updates … even monthly would be pushing it!)
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Aliens. If you know anything about us then you’ll know that we’d be believers! But after years of sending telepathic messages to the E.T.’s … they still haven’t come to get us! Enough is enough. Time to go find them ourselves! So grab your Space Raiders (only 20p!), fasten your seatbelts and join us on The Funky Junkies’ magical mystery tour to the stars! Other Worlds … it’s like … really spaced out, man!
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Seaside
Rock
If you’re anything like The Funky Junkies, you’ll be tightening your belt and swapping the Seychelles for the Seaside this year! So we rustled up 37 summery, guitary tracks (yeah … 37, baby … we don’t mess about you know!) to take along for the ride! With the Fun Button firmly taped down on the mixing desk, we made sure that we covered every eventuality! Seaside Rock … a bumper load of summer fun!
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Don’t forget that all the tracks have lots of alternate versions for you to delve into. Screeching synth line getting in the way? Bin the Main Mix and use the Basic Mix! Vocals not needed. Lose them quick smart … and use the Bed Mix! It’s like Speed Dating but with choons instead of double-baggers. Not that we’ve ever been Speed Dating … ahem …
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Natural this, no colourings that, free from preservatives … blah de bloody blah! Where’s the fun in eating all that rubbish? No wonder kids today look so ill all the time! What they need is the staple diet what made us Junkies the fine figures we are today! Sugar. Colourings. Fat. Flavourings. Preservatives! Those things make you feel good ‘innit!? Cranked Kids … 100% artificial everything!
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Right then. Take one tall, skinny, 180 Degrees, Half Caff Macchiato. Add a touch of caramel and a sprinkle of grated chocolate. Take a seat. Roll up a Colombian Doobie. Light it. Order a couple of space cakes and chow down. Come on … we’re all adults here! You thought we meant coffeeshop as in Starbucks? You do know we’re called The Funky Junkies right?! Coffeeshop Vibes … 27 mellow flavours!
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So the brief from the Boss Man Tim went something like this. “Right. Here’s an old drum kit, some guitars, a bass, a horn section, some breakbeats, a keyboard and sampler, a crate of dusty vinyl and a pair of decks. Get jammin’!’ Junkies enter studio. Junkies exit studio 79 minutes later with this little lot. Junkies smugly return to telly and KFC bucket. Funky Jams … sticky, lickin‘ fixes!
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No Junky is an island as the saying goes. We might be massive show offs giving it the big one but we also like to listen to you from time to time! So using this new fangled interweb thing we can stay in touch everyday! Facebook, Twitter, Skype, MSN … we’re on them all! We can’t guarantee that we’ll be coherent 100% of the time (especially before 11am!) but we’ll try our best … ok?
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Footballers. They’re overpaid. They’re underworked. They’re non-stop shaggers! And you know what us Junkies say?! Nice work if you can get it! But glory don’t come easy. It takes trials, training, plenty of punditry and some big match moments. So until you’ve done your time and proved you’ve got real talent … get stuck in and give it some welly! Proper Soccer … this ain’t no fantasy football …
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Think you’ve got what it takes to be one of The Funky Junkies? We’ll be the judge of that! Get over to Soundcloud and send us your demos. We’ll either have a right laugh at your expense or we’ll offer you a lucrative recording contract … all the peanuts you can eat!
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Here we go! The Funky Junkies‘ first release starts as we mean to go on namely a hedonistic mix of bass, beats, guitars and debauchery! Each and every track has been designed to get your crotch, teeth and axe grinding … all at the same time! You want it big? You want it hard? You want it so, so bad?!?! Careful what you wish for because with SDRNR … resistance is futile.
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Sign up, get involved, crack open the fireworks and enter our competitions! To thank those who love the Junkies, we’ll be running the odd prize draw for everyone on our mailing list to win some very tasty prizes. Hand over a great idea to us Funky Ones and then we’ll send you some branded junk that we have laying around the office to thank you!
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lt’s a pretty simple concept. We love music. And we bloody LOVE takeaways. So we mashed the two together! We took some spicy flavas, the odd drum loop or ten, plenty of instruments from around the world and then cooked ‘em up into a taste explosion! Takeaway Menu … hot and spicy … with extra cheese!
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Give us your details and we’ll keep you up to date with all our Funky Stuff! Competitions, new tracks, incentives, news, gossip, deals, parties and pranks! We promise we won’t sell on your details to anyone and will try not to leave them on an unsecured USB stick aboard the 18.39 from Waterloo!
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Computers, the internet, broadband connections and (our personal favourite) website streaming. We love ‘em all! Yet every now and again disaster strikes. We’re talking crashes, disconnections, computer viruses and general technology woes. But don’t worry! Help is at hand! Pass the hammer and let The Funky Junkies have a crack at it! Tech Heads … smashed up electronica for shouting over!
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All the Junkies are available for commissions, bespoke writing and composing to picture. And we can also remix our existing tracks, shorten them, make them longer, add vocals … well pretty much anything you need us to do really. We can even come to your office and do a little dance for the right price! Get on the blower or email the Junkies HQ and tell us what you need.
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Africa plus Library normally equals majestic soundtracks and tribal drumming. Oh dear … how boring! We’re The Funky Junkies … we don’t do normal and we don’t do boring! Our formula was quite different. Take a kicking track (dance, rock, funk, indie) then sample up a bunch of African vibes and slap them across the top! Mental or what?! Freaky Africa … welcome to the bizarre safari!
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We can‘t think of everything! We’re good … but not that good! So if you have an idea for an album, a track or a feature for our website, email us with your suggestions. Depending on what you come up with, we’ll send you some our Funky Junkies Junk like t-shirts, USB sticks, headphones and other such love.
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Remember the old skool? Baggy jeans, floppy hair? The pills, the thrills, the lights, the lasers? The 303? The 808? Chicago House and Detroit Acid? What’s your name, where you from? Flyers, free raves, hardcore, you know the score? The happy, smiley faces of a blissed out generation? Well here is Back In The Day … and it’s time to take it back …
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Wanna win some hand picked, top notch prizes? For every Funky Junkies album release we will be running a competition to win some very tasty prizes. To enter the competitions, just tell us when and where you’ve used our music!
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The Master of The Funky Junkies Universe is a geezer called Tim Rushent. Along with being a part-time Ricky Gervais lookalike, Tim sits in the studio with the Junkies pushing the tracks that little bit further. This normally involves panning things around a lot, ordering in pizza, occasionally saying ‘Yeah, that sounds better” when we haven’t changed a thing and generally getting in the way.
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After listening to the completed CD of this album even we sat back in horror and said, “We’ve gone too far this time!” Swinging from the sublime to the ridiculous, this album will help you find new ways to ‘Have It‘ and new ways to ‘Chill’! So pack the choons into your rucksack and head off into the sunset! Destination Exploration … completely lose it on planet earth!
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You diggin’ us? You liking this? You feeling The Funky Junkies vibe, baby? Then help us spread the gospel of The Funky Junkies around the world and link us up to your social network! In return (if we think you’re worthy!) we’ll give away a pair of our very exclusive The Funky Junkies headphones so you can listen to our funky stuff in crystal clear stereo and in our red and white style! Shhhhhexy!
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